(My Sailor V merchandise is here)
Well, here’s what you’ve all been waiting for! My Venus stuff! Of course, I still feel like I don’t have nearly enough.
Fairytale Senshi by tsuki-kioku
I saw this while fast-forwarding (WHAT NO I WON’T WATCH THE OPENING YET AGAIN WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT) and the quality of this picture amuses me.
It looks like it’s probably supposed to be an action shot, “SAILOR V KICKING BAD GUY BUTT!” or some such. But it’s SO CLOSE and SO CLEAR, and I’m just not buying that.
So then I thought, well maybe it’s a picture from V rushing away from a scene, which maybe, but again, you’re super close.
Then I thought, “Wait a minute, I’ve seen this. I already know the answer.”
MINAKO AS PETER PARKER
Minako setting up a camera across the street on a time delay or remote trigger or motion sensing.
Minako maneuvering the fight with the demons and the scary things to just the right spot which she has previously meticulously scoped out to catch her best angles.
Minako taping little “x”s on the ground so she knows exactly where to hit her mark.
Minako sending these pictures to the newspapers (and blogs, for you know there are blogs). Because she has a JOB and that job is to make sure the bad guys are focused on her.
It’s all part of the JOB.
And well if getting her face splashed on the front page of international newspapers just HAPPENS to happen, THAT IS A BURDEN SHE WILL BEAR WILLINGLY.
Basically what we are looking at right now? MINAKO’S SELFIE
And you KNOW that Minako set up an ~official~ Sailor V Twitter account where she posts even MORE candid selfies. 2014 has introduced Minako: The Selfie Queen.