My sister and I are jamming to Aaron Carter in the car, lol. She knows every single word of “Aaron’s Party” omfg
My sister lecturing me
Libby: Why aren't you wearing a jacket?
Me: idk
Libby: You... Ugh, you just STRESS ME OUT.
Me: Why?
Libby: You're like a child and you're almost 18 and what am I going tO DO WITH YOU
Earlier Libby sent out a text to all of our brother’s roommates on his phone that said “sucking butt like a sorority sister!!!”
And apparently she does this so often that whenever Chris’s friends get a weird text they’ll be like “Hi, Chris’s sister!”
So if anybody ever sees anything that stupid and weird from me it’s probably my sister hijacking my account.
u hacked into my account and followed urself loser
leik I even need ur basic-ass blog srsly im fuqin royalty around hear
~bye bitch~
I JUST ELECTROCUTED MYSELF AS IN THE LIGHTS STARTED FLASHING AND NOW I CANT FEEL MY HAND AM I GOING TO DIE
can you please just go ONE DAY without hurting yourself
srsly pls
Sister tag with andthebookthief! Several people have asked us to make a video because we’re adorkable~
Watch, don’t watch, just don’t laugh at us too much.
so i was following a recipe on how to make a cookie for one and
something
went
horribly
WRONG
IT TURNED INTO A CAKE AND ITS HUGE HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT IT?? send heLP
I’ll go halfsies
no seriously give me some
I wonder if some people don’t know andthebookthief is my little sister and they go “Wow, these two are not only aggressive towards each other but they also know an obscene amount about one another!”
Yes, she’s my sister, and that’s why we’re such bitches to each other. :3
My sister just saw this post
Libby: You don’t act 20!
Me: Shut up!
Libby: How could someone say you act 20?
Me: People think I’m really funny and mature, okay?
Libby: *snorts*
Me: SHUT UP!
*the phone rings; caller is unknown”
Libby: It’s probably someone calling to say you don’t act 20.
*static on the answering machine*
Libby: *in gravely voice* You don’t act 20!
my whole family is watching the westminster dog show and talking to each of the dogs in a baby voice so welcome to my life i guess
how is this still surprising to you at this point
SIT AND SPIN YOUR RATCHET PIECE OF SHIT
YOU THINK YOU CAN FUCKING WALTZ INTO MY INBOX WITH YOUR IGNORANT BULLSHIT
GO DEEPTHROAT A CACTUS
ON THE PLUS SIDE THAT MAKES THREE HATE LISTS SO NOW I’M CERTIFIED!!!
