these lines were really aired on tv at one point
i was there when it happened
BUT THERE’S NO WAY JAMES IS GAY THO RIGHT HAHAHA
Here is a mirror of TrsRockin, in case anyone wanted to visit it again!
Yay, I loved this site! I’m glad I get to read it again!
Grunt: Boss, the profits from the Mt Moon operation are starting to roll in, what should we do with the mon-
Giovanni: BUILD A CASINO IN CELADON
Grunt: ...A casino? That isn't really going to be much us-
Giovanni: WITH A BASE UNDERNEATH IT
Grunt: Oh, I see! nobody would ever look for us th-
Giovanni: WITH THE ENTRANCE HIDDEN BEHIND A POSTER
Grunt: Wait what? What about just a locked door or someth-
Giovanni: WITH FLOOR TILES THAT MAKE YOU SPIN
Grunt: Sir that doesn't even mak-
Giovanni: SPINNY
Grunt:
Giovanni:
Grunt:
Giovanni: TILES
FAIRLY ODD ROCKETS.
OH MY GOD
YES
SCREAMS
BUT DOESN’T THIS MEAN
THEY TURN INTO MAGIKARP INSTEAD OF GOLDFISH???
Flaming is right
Oh man. James. So Repressed.
James is just two shakes away from busting out of his pokeball.
People don’t even realize how closeted repressed James is.
They don’t even
REALIZE
Giovanni: Congratulations for making it into Team Rocket. Here is your initiation mission.
There is a 80% chance you will die, a 90% chance you will get arrested, a 60% chance you will get maimed, and a 99.9% chance that you will experience a combination of the three. We will be going into a hostile foreign country and dealing with extremely dangerous Pokemon. Your job is to buy me time and generally look intimidating.
Here is your Zubat and Ratatta.
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Giovanni
Dear readers, I present: the man who needs no introduction.
JUST THE FACTS
Giovanni. How do I begin to explain Giovanni?…
- Giovanni is flawless.
- I hear his hair’s insured for ten thousand dollars.
- I hear he does Häagen-Dazs commercials…in Japan.
- His favorite movie is Meowth’s Home Videos.
- One time he met Deoxys outside his house…
…and it took him to outer space.
- One time he punched a Chansey in the face.
It was awesome.
This is extremely irrelevant to my blog but idgaf because it’s my blog and I’ll do what I want.
Pokemon fans, we all know of the boss fantasies so prevalent in the anime. And who are we kidding, there are often homoerotic undertones . This was actually BANNED from the English release because… well, it features a muscular, oiled up Giovanni in a Speedo being chased by a bunch of Pokemon which then proceed to lick and hump him while he gives the camera a thumbs up.
Oh, Pokemon.
